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dajo42:

one time in an english class we were making notes about shakespeare’s life and the teacher was like “his father was a glove maker” and the guy next to me started laughing really hard so i looked over at him

his pen had stopped working before he could write “maker” so it just said “shakespeare’s father was a glove” and that was the funniest thing in the world to this guy for some reason

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

You’ve become so damaged that when someone tries to give you what you deserve, you have no fucking idea how to respond.
(via fawun)

hateruess:

yo fuck anyone who doesn’t want you in their life and fuck anyone who treats you bad and fuck anyone who breaks your heart because they’re all fuckin losers and they’re definitely not worth your time because your time is precious and the only people who deserve it are people who treat you right and are nice and don’t lie to you and buy you ice cream.

2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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anotherpunk:

"your dress is too short."

thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.