if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
are there actually people out there who make their beds every morning or is that just a myth
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.